Warmachine: October Mercenary Releases Unboxed

000 River Pirates Cognifex unboxing

Mercenaries go some fun toys this month. I got them to stand still long enough to get these pics.

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Pirates? That are also goblins? Where do I sign up? While their packaging says Mercenary these guys are also Minions. I never know how they decide what part of the store wall these guys are going to hang in. They work for more Hordes factions than Warmachine ones. Well, I guess if you count Talion charter as a faction it’s a tie.

001 River Pirates Cognifex unboxing

Unfortunately this pack came with two of the same heads. Oh well. If the same thing should happen to you Privateer has a pretty great parts replacement department They look pretty great though so I don’t plan on requesting the other one.

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Gobber? More like Boglin. No not Bogrin I’m talking about these things from the eighties. I wonder what ever happened to the ones I had as a kid.

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You’d think from the hat that this is the guy in charge, but they’re solos. Each one is in charge of himself.

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A lot of detail for such a small guy.

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He even has a flask of grog.

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This guy has some things he’d like to axe you.

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What are all the little vials for.

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Must have took an arrow to the knee.

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Seriously why do all these guys have vials? I even checked their rules to see if it would offer an explanation. Maybe They’re just silk wrapped powder charges for the harpoon gun.

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Whereas the River Pirates had kind of a silly feel to them, the Cognifex here is pure sinister evil.

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Lot of pieces for this kit. Fortunately it’s not as complicated as it seems. All those sharp bits go into the sockets on the torso.

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The Cognifex’s torso is covered in cool details.

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The back as well.

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It’s even worth showing a close-up of the side so you can take it all in.

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His carapace even has all these cool details that no one will ever see once the model has been assembled.

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Here are half of Cyphon’s ten arms. The other half are the same.

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Finally there’s the head. Do Cephalyx bump into doorways a lot or…?

~ Well – this batch of releases provides some reinforcements for two highly restrictive Mercenary Contracts. Both Talion Charter and Puppet masters get something new this month. I know the Cephalyx are still quite popular but are there still any of those rare pirate only players out there who are thrilled over the Gobbers?

  • zeno666

    Cognifex Cyphon is one mean mothertrucker

    • petrow84

      I’m not gonna buy that… “Yessss, you will, for the glory offff the Cephalyx” – One blister Cognifex Cyphon, please.

      • zeno666

        Haha, yeah. Why did I hear that in Cobra Commanders voice?

  • Richard Mitchell

    Agreed, I hate when that guy is on the opposite end of the table.

  • Graham Bartram

    are there still any of those rare pirate only players out there who are thrilled over the Gobbers?
    Damn righty ya landlubbers. Pirates rock!

    • Damon Sherman

      I honestly can’t imagine a whole lot of buzz about the pirates since the Galleon came out. Their army book seemed frustratingly self contained when it came out in MK.1.

      • Graham Bartram

        A pirate force doesn’t offer much sideways shifting into another force that’s for sure. I don’t mind that but I do like a new release from time to time and those Gobbo Sea Dogs look pretty cool.