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Geekery: They’re Cute & Love to Murder Each Other

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Sep 30 2016
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meerkats

A lot.

A group of evolutionary biologists have published a study on the roots of human lethal violence. When Homo sapiens first showed up about 1 in 50 of us were killed by other members of our species, which made us six times more murderous than most mammals. If you want to read more on that (it’s facsinating) you can check the paper out here.

Moving Onto Murderous Meerkats

During their research the scientists came across this lovely statistic: around one in five meerkats die at the paws/teeth of their own species. Which makes them pretty dang blood thirsty. The most murderous species, in fact…


I’d like to suggest a few new Space Marine chapters based on what we’ve just learned (as the Space Wolves just aren’t murderous enough anymore):

  • Emperor’s Meerkats
  • Space Lemurs
  • Dark Sea Lions
  • Imperial Mongooses
  • Blood Baboons

 

Put all ideas for battle cries, chapter symbols, and primarch names in the comments, please. You will be judged.

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Author: Mars Garrett
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