Geekery: Return of Xander Cage

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Get out your action movie bingo card for this one – he uses skis in a jungle. That’s right: skis.

We may have reached peak Vin Diesel.

  • Vin is clearly having a ball, and that alone should make the movie enjoyable. I’ll probably wait for Netflix, but I expect I’ll get a couple of hours of mindless dumb fun out of it.

    • euansmith

      I’ll be off to the pictures for this. I do like physical stunts. I wonder how many more xXx movies they will make before Dwayne Johnson turns up.

  • rakshasa

    This looks completely ridonculous! …Well, at least they have the Hound on their side >:)

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  • Deacon Ix

    I love films like this – completely unrealistic but pure escapism, it’s gonna be so cheesy that it goes full circle into awesome.

  • MechBattler

    I thought at the beginning of the second movie they explicitly said Cage was dead and that’s why they recruited the new guy.

    http://www.beyondhollywood.com/xander-cages-death-scene-from-xxx/

    • You’re assuming that movie franchises like this abide by rules – like dead people are dead 😛

      • MechBattler

        Maybe Xander Cage made a pilgrimage to the gates of the Underverse and now he’s a Holy Half Dead!

    • euansmith

      Either that wasn’t the real Xander, or else he ducked.