40K: Roboute is Having A Hard Time…
Roboute Guilliman is alive – and on twitter – and he’s isn’t happy at all.
Some inspired folks have brought Roboute Guilliman to Twitter to chronicle his “transition period” from 30K to 40K. Put down your drink and click on over there – becasue it’s PURE COMEDY GOLD.
Roboute Guilliman (Twitter)
Here’s just a taste:
Days like today I kind of wish Lorgar was still around so I could just punch someone that wouldn’t explode when I hit them.
— Roboute Guilliman (@AngryRoboute) February 3, 2017
One of the Inquisitorial delegation just tried to explain their unlimited authority over me so I punched him and his torso evaporated. #nope
Advertisement— Roboute Guilliman (@AngryRoboute) February 5, 2017
Still can’t make a Rhino that a Terminator can fit in huh? Maybe you just haven’t had enough TIME. #NotMyMechanicum
— Roboute Guilliman (@AngryRoboute) February 6, 2017
For the record: nowhere in the Codex: Astartes did I write the words ‘Librarius Conclave’. Don’t be hanging that shit on me.
— Roboute Guilliman (@AngryRoboute) February 3, 2017
Where the hell are all the Squats? I’m betting this is why all our technology has gone to shit.
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You stuck Bolters on the sides of a Land Raider? What are we, Farmers?
Advertisement— Roboute Guilliman (@AngryRoboute) February 3, 2017
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