The emperor’s beard #234: It just might work

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  • Tshiva keln

    Good one 😂

  • Luca Lacchini

    So much truth.

  • euansmith

    WHY DO YOU THINK I’M ALWAYS ANGRY?! IT AIN’T MY BOWELS THAT ARE IRRITABLE!

  • petrow84

    tell that to Nurgle…

    • Cergorach

      All Plague Marines are former Berzerkers…

    • Rafał Pytlak

      Well, Papa nurgle doesn’t make your bowels healthy…he just makes you feel no pain, and don’t care your’re intestines are lagging 2 meters behind you on the ground…
      He’s just a great guy like that!

      • thereturnofsuppuppers

        Well, you still feel the pain, but Papa lets you move past it.

        The only true love is in despair.

        He’s the best.

        • Rafał Pytlak

          He is
          But i thought that he takes away all the pain? Wasn’t it canon? He jusy wants everybody to smile…

          • Jup. Pain and despair drive you into his army where you get finally freed of them – in a disturbing morbid way, but gone is gone, right? 😀

      • petrow84

        Learned in 1 Warp Storm to combat gastro-intestine diseases with this simple trick! Doctors HATE him!

    • nurglitch

      Are you suggesting the attempt might…backfire?

  • Commissar Molotov

    Tums for the Tums god!

  • Martin Cann

    For Khorne, every day ends in a Tums Festival.