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Warhammer 40000 – Best Jokes Edition

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Sep 2 2012
Warhammer 40K

They say laughter is the best medicine.  Come on in and share your best joke of the 40th Millennium.


Its a holiday weekend – lets have some fun.

Here’s the best joke 40K I’ve heard in a while courtesy of Aleriya

Two guys at my FLGS are playing a game, SM vs. Nids. I overhear “. . . and then I charge Lysander 12″ into those warriors.”

“What? You can’t charge 12 inches.”

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“Yeah Lysander can. He’s special.” Then he yells across the room to the store owner, “Hey Larry, Lysander is a beast, isn’t he?”

And Larry responds, “Yeah, Lysander is totally a beast.”

~ Let’s hear all of your best bellyslapper’s in the comments.  I know you have good stories!

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Author: Larry Vela
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