Geekery: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator


With very accurate chickens and giants and vikings.

Landfall Games is an outfit out of Stockholm, and they make brilliantly simple  and sometimes ridiculous games. Exhibit A:

Red vs blue has a bit of a different meaning here. You can have your teams beat each other to death with their stumps, or you can give them an array of weaponry that ranges from swords and shields to cannons to chickens:





You can sign up for alpha testing here. According to the sign up page the game will be available on Mac, PC, PS4, and XBox One, and Linux.

Look like the type of game you want to play, but you don’t want to wait? Check out their other games that are up on Steam: Clustertruck, Air Brawl, and Square Brawl.


You up for some ridiculously goofy battle simulation?

  • SilentPony

    …Well, that’s exactly how people fight in 40k, so spot on!

    • petrow84

      The “blue vs red vs muskets” match represents perfectly the Plague Marines firing their plasma guns in our LGC!

  • nurglitch

    I like the googly eyes.

  • euansmith

    I’ve done battle re-enactment. This is very realistic.

    • Tim Brown

      I’ve done battles…this is stupid

      • georgelabour

        I’ve done internet commentary. I gave myself a banana sticker.

        • Knight_of_Infinite_Resignation

          I’ve done other things. Just say no, kids.

          • V10_Rob

            I’ve done nothing. I’ve wasted my life.

          • Knight_of_Infinite_Resignation

            There’s still time! Fly like the wind!

  • Admiral Raptor

    This is exactly how I imagine all major battles in human history.

    Looks like a fun simulator to mess around with 🙂

  • JimOnMars

    Piss poor shield walls.