Start and Finish a Flame War with these Flamers

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With this new flamer from MaxMini you’ll be able to clear out infantry AND make ad hominem attacks on the internet.

Time to break out your best personal attacks, reaction .gifs, dank memes, and ‘u mad bro’ pictures (although, really, you should move on, that was like 5 years ago by now and the internet is an ever-changing cavalcade of horribleness, so doublecheck yourself before you doublewreck yourself) because MaxMini has some pretty swanky looking new flamers available on their site.

They’re nice and compact with enough detail to really ignite the imagination. Or your opponents models.

via MaxMini

Purge the unclean!

Looks like we haven’t had an infantry weapon in a while, so here’s a little something for your foot soldiers – our brand new flamer. Designed to fit both regular infantry as well as a bit larger models (space / steam knights for example), this toy will burn your opponents in no time! And it comes in sets of six, so you can invite more enemies for a little barbecue party. Created by Konrad Dobrzynski.

Flamer€6,99

“This kit contains 6 flamers designed to fit 28mm “heroic” miniatures. Cast in high quality resin.”

Keep your eyes peeled though, we’re going to put two more flamer patterns THIS WEEK, so every player will find an oversized lighter that matches his army. Looks like it’s going to be a hot summer…

Flamers are also good for some emergency short order cooking–so keep that in mind when modeling your minis. Maybe you’ve got a guy with a flamer in one hand and a freshly cooked burger in the other.

  • AircoolUK

    I never really use third party stuff. It feels like I’m mixing Mega Blocks into my Lego, and I’ll have no truck with that kind of intermingling!

    • ZeeLobby

      Honestly it usually only comes up when GW offers everyone in the unit a flamer, but only puts one on the sprue. Then these are great. There are also solid options out there for Xenos terrain, which GW doesn’t offer. Some of the Ork stuff is pure awesome as well.

      • zeno666

        Or GW making another stupid looking flyer.
        Some company actually made the Storm Raven look decent, and thats no small feat.

    • GnomesForge

      GW thanks you for your undying love. Personally, I couldn’t care less. Get a good looking model on the table. Corporate loyalty is for serfs.

    • Xodis

      Some things look great. Like the conversion bits to turn plain shoulder pads into chapter specific pad for those of us that hate transfers. Weapons are a necessity though when you only get 1/5 of what you need in the box.

  • georgelabour

    The opinions of the author are wrong and I shall prove it. He is a doodyhead and a dumb dumb.

    See? Didn’t need to spend a dime to do that.

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    Max mini’s marketing: 0