Pimpcron: 40k Dad Jokes
Okay, 40k-themed dad jokes, not 40,000 dad jokes.Hey guys and gals! Your Pimpcronomatic 5000 is here again to bring you some cringe. This week I humbly offer you a bunch of 40k dad jokes, which if you aren’t familiar with that term, usually means bad puns. Like what your dad probably tells.
Now, many of you probably know that I’m a father. But many of you may not know that when you become a father, you naturally develop a tiny gland under your right arm that produces dad jokes each morning. These are the sweetest, richest, and freshest dad jokes around. So I figured I’d think really hard about 40k before bed each night and see what my gland produces. Don’t laugh, this is science and evolution at work here.
Okay, Here it is. Prepare to Cringe!
Why did the Chaos Gods stop inviting Khorne to breakfast?
Who is the most helpful Primarch?
Dorn’s always willing to lend a hand.
What unit makes the best cashiers?
Lords of Change
How do Astartes chefs add flavor?
A salt cannon.
The back part is all salt packets.
Who are the best dancers?
What vehicle has the most right-wing machine spirit?
What do you call it when an Australian Tactical Squad splits into two?
Why is Magnus so far in college debt?
He has a thousand sons
What do people say who hate Autocannons?
I Hades Autocannons
Who are the biggest threat to Imperium teeth?
What are Space Wolf bits called?
Kibbles and Bits
[people seen fleeing in background]
What Chapter makes the worst proctologists?
What is the Dark Angels’ favorite restaurant?
Buffalo Raven Wings
What race is always crying?
What unit has the worst batting record in baseball?
What is the funniest Astartes Chapter?
Ultramarines. Because they’re a joke.
Alright people, do your sides hurt or does your head hurt from these terrible dad jokes? I personally am a sucker for dad jokes, but cows like milk too, right?
This week you get a free pass on any hate you wanna throw my way. 🙂
~Do You Have Any 40k Dad Jokes To Share?
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