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MTG: March of Machines Preview Teasers – Those Darn Phyrexians Will Compleat Anything

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Feb 22 2023
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From gods to lands to everything in between, this March of Machines Preview shows Phyrexians can’t stop Compleating things.

Stuff just keeps getting better for those wacky Phyrexians. The horrible all-consuming machines just can’t help themselves. At every turn, they get their delicious oil into whatever they can. They’re trying to 100% the Magic multiverse. Guess you could say they’re Compleationists.

Especially since the latest March of the Machine preview showcases just how far those Phyrexians will go to Compleat their goals. And anything else they happen to come across. Let’s take a look!

March of the Machines Preview – What WON’T They Compleat

You know things are getting bad when the gods themselves get Phyrexian’d. And yet, after everything that happened in Theros, here comes Heliod presented here in before and after forms.

On the one hand, Heliod brings back enchantment. But as Ajani says, Compleat the faith, Compleat the god. Compleat the god, Compleat the plane.

Which is terrifying, embodied in the Warped Eclipse.

Then there’s Omnath, Locus of All,  who has been transformed. And is bad news for absolutely everyone. But what a Commander Omnath will be!

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That’s fixing so good it should guest on This Old House.

More to the point, just get out there and turn anything into a Phyrexian. And not just any Phyrexian, but *your* Phyrexian.

Or let your voice ring out loud and clear with a Phyrexian Angel Horror (which sounds about right). Atraxa, Praetor’s Voice is here to just cause problems for creatures of all stripes, while simultaneously helping you proliferate. Get those counter counts way up!

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We close with a look at Jin-Gitaxias, whose mastery of blue mana allows for all sorts of wild plays. Especially since he comes about as a result of the Great Synthesis,  which is just an astounding punch to the face for anyone’s plans.

All this in March of the Machines

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Author: J.R. Zambrano
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