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Age of Sigmar: ‘Grand Justice Gormayne’ Has The Intestinal Fortitude To Rule The Court

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Nov 13 2023
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Well, at least he’s got the guts for this job. Grand Justice Gormayne puts the brings the gore with his powder wig game.

Games Workshop has never shied away from the gore but this model could take the cake. Move over Nurgle followers because there’s a new model that’s showing off more guts than you! All rise for the Honorable Grand Justice Goremayne.

via Warhammer Community

Grand Justice Gormayne is the respected incumbent of this vital post. To convey accurately the qualities possessed by this most learned individual would require almost as many volumes as are neatly catalogued within his great library of jurisprudence. He is a judge, yes, but also a keen scholar, with a proficient understanding of the strange elder tongues in which New Summercourt’s ancient codes of law were once inscribed.

Grand Justice Gormayne

I know the faction is called Flesh-eater Courts but I didn’t think they meant this type of a court. Now, we’ve got Goremayne, who’s appropriately named, making all manner of summary judgements. He’s even got his legal documents ready to back-up any decisions with precedents!

I know I had mentioned wanting some more Flesh-eater Court options but this was NOT what I was expecting. I suppose this is a good thing from Games Workshop as they are surprising me with the creativity. But also…GROSS. Bro has intestines on his head in the form of a powdered wig! I’m simultaneously impressed by the sculpt and also revolted by the thought/implications.

Looking at the headpiece closer, I’m assuming that more than one person’s intestines. I’m not a master of anatomy but I’m pretty sure those aren’t the small intestines. I’m not going to post the medical diagrams here, you’re smart enough to find those yourself. Again I say, gross. Well done, but gross.

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What does this new character do? Honeslty I don’t even know and frankly I’m still stuck on how it looks. We’ll probably get more info this weekend at the online preview. Until then, I’m gonna have to make some later lunch plans or something…excuse me.

 

Well he put the GORE in Gormayne.

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Author: Adam Harrison
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