Hey Folks! NoName1 here again, this time to talk about one of my favorite aspects of Warhammer 40K: Taunting!
One of my most frequent opponents and I have a tradition. That is, when we’re itching for a game (whether we have one planned soon or not) we craft a suitably offensive Haiku.
A Haiku, for those not familiar with it, is a Japanese poem form, consisting of syllable-limited lines in the order of “5 / 7 / 5.”
…Technically, it’s also supposed to include reference to seasons, colors, and some kind of “cutting” transition, but as long as you’ve got the syllables, I tend to be pretty lax.
Here are some of my favorites from my back and forth:
This is how we goad each other into making mistakes before we start a game. How do you taunt your opponents? Stern glare? Hydraulic dice box?