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40K HOBBY SHOWCASE: Pimp that Ultramarine!

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Nov 3 2015
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You’ve GOT to see one of the most amazing (and funny) Ultramarines conversions we’ve ever seen!

submitted by Ian R.

Come the Tossapocalypse – Ride of the Chaplain

++++I’M HERE TO SHUT IT DOWN, SUCKA! BUSTAS OF MANKIND! HEAR MY WORDS THROUGH THE BANGIN’ BASS O’ THE END TIMES!++++ ~Attributed to Chaplain T, 06.391 seconds before contact with the enemy lines.

It’s been a torturous journey my friends. Long have I struggled against the worst case of the F@#k-Its™ I have ever encountered. My motivation was all but completely gone and my will faltered. But by the Emperor, I finished it. I finally, finally, finished it….

Gentlemen! Behold! The pimpinest ride to ever groove across the battlefields of the 41st millennium! I give you: Chaplain T’s Tossapocalypse!

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What started as a ridiculous joke, wheezed into life through a haze of bong smoke in between bouts of riotous laughter, is now a fully realized centerpiece. To be completely honest, I’m surprised I had it in me to finish the damn thing! This was not an easy project. Not by a long shot. The model fought me every step of the way. Every. Step. The decals got f’ed up. The airbrushing didn’t come out right and had to be redone, twice. I dropped a brush loaded with alcohol-based metallic paint onto the nearly finished exterior and had to spend much time fixing it. The oil washes didn’t behave at all. Pieces broke, mid paint session. I swear on my beard, this project went out of its way to make sure I felt as demotivated as possible. But here we are at last!

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I f’ing hate painting. Its tedious, monotonous, and a pain in the ass when things go wrong (and they always go wrong). But when a project is finally over, and I can set my brushes down and pick up the camera for it’s glorious close up, it’s all worth it.

Speaking of glorious close ups, take special note of the poor sunovabitch in the backseat, Thaddeus the Bearer. Some of you might recognize the character from Part 2, who was heavily converted and scuplted out of Fantasy Giant’s peasant victim. This was a big undertaking for me, as I had never attempted sculpting something so involved. All things considered, I’m reasonably happy with the way the little bastard turned out. He looks appropriately terrified, caught between trying to perform his retarded battlefield role and certain death (at the hands of the enemy, or the Chaplain’s!).

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 For the interior, purple was the color of choice, with gold/chrome trim as an accent.

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The lavish Lictor-leather seats, skinned and tanned by Chaplain T himself, makes for a suitable tribute to the Genestealer Cult Limos of yesteryear, while maintaining a regal and ostentatious appearance befitting those of the blingin’ 1st Company.

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 Both practical and ornamental, mag-lock hooks keep Chaplain T’s weapon of choice, Bitchbreaker, held firmly in place until it is needed. It usually doesn’t stay “in the hooks” for very long…
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 Having spent many years perfecting the art of wielding such an unusual tool of war, enemies of the Imperium are right to fear Chaplain T when brandishing a Clusterf@#k; a deadly payload of meltabombs welded to a chain and hurled at the foe with righteous anger.
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 Hilarious vaporization ensues.
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 …While Thaddeus the Bearer, Chaplain T’s personal adjutant (re: basic bitch), clings to the safety of the vehicle, frantically trying to clean the blood off the Emperor’s holy pimpmobile.
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 It took three months for Thaddeus to fully recover from the beating issued to him as punishment for his failure to keep the blood from said pimpmobile. He maintains an +A for effort.
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 ++++THEY SHOT MY CAR, UPTONIUS! THEY SHOT MY F’ING CAR!… THEYSHOT!… MY MOTHERF’ING!… CAR++++ – Chaplain T, shortly before breaking a stalemate at the Battle of Heredex VI.
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++++Verily! Xenos are naught but tricks and hoes!++++ Champion Uptonius

Go See even More Pics and the Adult Language Version Here!

~Give it up for Ian gang – outstanding work!

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Author: Larry Vela
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