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Get Your Hands ON This ‘Planet of the Apes’ Merch, You Darn Dirty Human!

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Apr 6 2024
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The new Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes trailer is getting us hyped. Apes might be strong together, but humans are masters of merchandising.

Planet of the Apes 1-3 Trilogy

In order to best know what’s going on in this latest addition to the Planet of the Apes series, you’ll have some catching up to do. Get started with this 4K combo box with the modern trilogy.

Three-disc set includes: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) A research scientist (James Franco) tests a drug on a group of chimpanzees, greatly increasing their intelligence before he’s forced to put them all down. That is, all but Caesar.

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014) Ten years after a devastating virus wiped out much of humanity, a small band of survivors in San Francisco has established an uneasy peace with chimpanzee Caesar (a motion-captured Andy Serkis who also supplies his voice) and his community of intelligent apes.

War For The Planet Of The Apes (2017) The third chapter in the rebooted sci-fi film franchise finds ape leader Caesar’s forces locked in a desperate conflict with the Colonel.

Planet of The Apes Adventure Board Game

Designed by Richard Launius, who designed Arkham Horror, play through the classic sci-fi adventure either solo or cooperatively with friends. Each player represents different aspects of Colonel George Taylor’s personality as he tackles ferocious enemies and unravels the mystery of this strange “new ” planet.

Planet of the Apes puts 1-4 players on a crash course with feral foes, deadly environments, and unbridled psychological horror! In an innovative twist on the cooperative board game genre, each player takes control of one aspect of Colonel George Taylor’s psyche, and must work together to survive the Planet of the Apes!

Starting with the classic film, Planet of the Apes follows the plot of the original movie and promises players a thrilling adventure in an unknown land! Designed by Richard Launius, the creator of Arkham Horror, perfect for players who love games, or just want a new way to enjoy the films. Planned as the first in a series of games based on the classic series of films.

Funko POP Movies War for The Planet of The Apes Caesar

Apparently, this one is quite the collectable, but I love the idea that there is someone out there who doesn’t know about the new Planet of the Apes movies and they come over to your house and see this figure of a chimp with a shotgun and are too afraid to ask any questions. Wouldn’t that be worth it?

Apes Together Strong Premium T-Shirt

This is just a really cool t-shirt. Not much else to say honestly.

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Return to a future Earth ruled by primates in the blockbuster “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes”! This eye-catching official tee or hoodie features the silhouette of chimpanzee hero Noa with his horse and eagle, framed inside the crowned head shape of Proximus Caesar, with the message “Apes Together Strong” at the bottom. A great gift for a Planet of the Apes fan – get multiples to coordinate and match with friends and family! Available in youth and adult sizes. Find it in a t-shirt, premium t-shirt, tank top, v-neck, long sleeve tee, hoodie, and sweatshirt.

Planet of The Apes Original Movie Poster

I’ve been on a real movie poster kick lately. They’re just a fun, easy collectable to enjoy your favorite series and a great way to spruce up any space and make it iconically yours.

And unrelated, I really enjoy how, under Product Information, it says it does not require batteries.

High quality poster printed on fabric cloth

BoLS might make a few bucks on anything you buy from these links. But, be honest, you don’t enjoy randomly browsing online stores. So let us do the annoying part for you. Help us help you.

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Author: Matt Sall
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