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The List That’s Going to Win Adepticon!

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Mar 18 2015
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Yeah, that’s right, like Babe Ruth, I’m pointing at the fences, suckas! Reecius here with my cunnin Orky plan…

You heard it here first, Orks are gonna win Adepticon…my Orks!

If you have socks on, prepare to have them blown off! My Warboss straight up has a pirate hat on…that’s almost not even fair to my opponents. I may get a judge called on me when people┬ásee that.

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Shiver me timbers, ye stinkin ummies!

Just look at him, he’s a little bad ass! But he’s not alone, I have an entire formation of Pirate Mega Nobz to go with him! Holy molly, it’s going to be an Orkpocalpyse up in Chicago!

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Yar, we be da stompiest pirates!

They even have totally sweet rides to drive around in which will make all the other players so super jelly.

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I almost feel bad bringing the heat like this, kinda unfair. But hey, an Ork’s gotta do what an Ork’s gotta do, ya know what I’m sayin?!

List Name: Da Best List, EVA!!

Detachment 1: Ork CAD

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HQ:

Zhardsnark Da Rippa

Warboss: Mega Armor, Da Lucky Stikk

Troops:

Warbikers x 5: Nob, Klaw

Warbikers x 5: Nob, Klaw

Warbikers x 5: Nob, Klaw

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Warbikers x 5: Nob, Klaw

Elites:

Tankbustas x 10

Trukk

Heavy Support:

Lootas x 15

Detachment 2: Da Bullyboyz, Pirate Style!

Mega Nobz x 5

Trukk: Ram

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Mega Nobz x 5

Trukk: Ram

Mega Nobz x 5

Trukk: Ram

 

If your eyeballs didn’t melt out of your face from the experience of reading that miracle of list writing, then consider yourself lucky. It is quite simply, majestic.

As you can see, not only are there pirates, but bikers, too! I crapped my pants a little when I wrote that sentence: it contained too much awesome. Who can hope to withstand the combined power of Bikers AND Pirates? Those are forces so powerful, I think they are what really caused the destruction of the Old World.

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So, I have like, no AA, but it’s not like their will be a million Flyrants at Adepticon or anything. Traktor Kannons would be rad, but my Boy Zhardsnark isn’t cool with them in the list, so I’ll just make up for it breaking the wings off of any Flyrant models I see when my opponent isn’t looking. Sorry, bruh!

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I’m gonna win by doing it the way grandpa did: punching everything in front of me in the dingus.

So, if you’re unlucky enough to play me at Adepticon you may just want to give up and buy me a beer. I would be cool with that and it would save you from the potentially life ending shame that would come alone with playing against a list this glorious.

See you all at Adepticon, WAAAGH!!

Reece Robbins
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