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Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue You With This Morticia Addams Closet Cosplay

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Oct 20 2022

It’s Spooky Girl October and we’re celebrating Our Lady of Horror with this Morticia Addams closet cosplay

Let’s face it – Morticia Addams is the goal. She’s a mother, a wife, a daughter, and a very successful occultist… She looks fabulous at all times AND carries around her own mood lighting. Constantly. The woman is an icon, and everyone with half a brain wants to be her, or be with her. Regardless of sexual orientation, Morticia is GOALS. This week we’re celebrating all things Tish with this Morticia Addams closet cosplay list.

Getchu someone who looks at you like Gomez looks at Morticia

I’m ever upset when the Addams Family comes back into the limelight. With the upcoming release of the Wednesday show, goth glam is back in fashion and I’m living once more. I’m hoping that everyone else is also frantically assembling (or pulling out of their closets) their own Morticia cosplays. If you need somewhere to start, here’s a cosplay resource list more entertaining than this video of Morticia being a MOOD. Enjoy, and stay spoopy!

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1. Morticia Addams Closet Cosplay: The Gown

Black Velvet in this Little Girl’s Smile

Velvet is always a classic. Period. End of article. This gown is perfect for Morticia, or Elvira, or really just great to have in your closet for the random gothy cocktail party. It’s just the right amount of drama crossed with functionality.

Morticia, but make it FASHION

OK hear me out. If you want to give Morticia but also want a gorgeous gown you can have in your closet and wear anywhere, THIS is the gown for you. If you dress it up with the right wig, makeup, nails etc, this can absolutely work for you. And WERK for you.


2. The Nails

Morticia lives her best nail life, dripping blood-red gorgeous lacquered polish at all times. This box set comes in a variety of different sizes and shapes, so you can build your own perfect nail set. Whether you want to go long and luscious or keep it shorter and more practical… This is very much a choose-your-own-adventure set.


3. The Nail Polish

Butter is my favorite brand of nail polish. They make gorgeous products that go on smooth and last a LONG time. They are best when you use the whole system of Horse Power Base Coat, polish, and Hardwear Top Coat. But for the purposes of this closet cosplay, it’s all about the polish. I suggest Saucy Jack, Her Majesty’s Red, or Regal Red.


4. Morticia Addams Closet Cosplay: The Lipstick

I’m going to admit this going in… I spent WAY more time than is reasonably feasible researching this lipstick suggestion. I’m a HOARDER of burgundy lip options. I don’t own lipstick in any other color. I keep going to the store with the intention of buying different colors… and end up buying yet ANOTHER burgundy lip. It’s a problem (it’s not a problem). After eons of research, I found this option that is the perfect shade of crimson with a deep matte texture that’s slated to stay on all day and night. Enjoy.


Oh hey! BoLS might make a little dolla-dolla if you decide to buy these items. We need that money to buy a library with a hidden chamber and a dilapidated Victorian-style house to put it in.

~Join us next week for more Cosplay Coverage~

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Author: Jennifer Larsen
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